It’s my fault for dropping it in the cake batter, but you’ll be fine.” But then son says, “No, no, I was masturbating and I shot the dog!”An eagle swoops down from the sky and eats a mouse. Three hours later, while the eagle is flying, the mouse sticks its head out of the eagle’s butt and asks, “How high up are we?” “About 2,000 feet,” the eagle replies. The mouse replies, “You ain’t sh*ttin’ me, are you?”A businessman returns from the far east. After a few days he notices strange growth on his penis. He sees several doctors. They all say: “You’ve been screwing around in the Far East, very common there, no cure. We’ll have to cut it off.” The man panics, but figures if it is common in the East they must know how to cure it. So he goes back and sees a doctor in Pakistan. The doctor examines him and says, “You’ve been fooling around in my country. This is a very common problem here. Did you see any other doctors?” The man replies, “Yes a few in the USA.” The doctor says, “I bet they. " It really gets my creative juices going," Kelly added. "It's the perfect spot to have you model." So where do you want us?" asked Jill as she did an impromptu pose on the blanket Kelly brought."I'd like to keep you guys off that blanket. It's kinda tatty looking and wouldn't look good in a photo. I'd like to do you in the water, but I don't want the sunscreen to wash off. So how about you sit in the sand over here."They followed Kelly's lead and did various poses as she snapped away on her profssionnal-grade digital camera. Jill and I were posing like fashion models; this type of photography required a lot less standing in one place, but much more moving around."I have to admit it's way more pleasant to be here outside with Jill and Kelly," I was thinking. "Even though I'm still naked. The sun and the air feel nice on my skin. Thank god we're all alone here." OK, that's enough for this spot," Kelly said. "Let's take a break. Does anyone want something to eat?"We went back to the.
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